12 December 2011

Chinese Philosophy?


Like to share the following so-called Chinese Philosophy which I received through an email yesterday from my very good friend Mr. Lim Chin Hong, Taiping

Chinese Philosophy

沒錢的時候,養豬;
有錢的時候,養狗。

When without money, keep pigs;
When have money, keep dogs.


沒錢的時候,在家裡吃野菜;
有錢的時候,在酒店吃野菜。

When without money, eat wild vegetables
at home;
When have money, eat same wild vegetables
in fine restaurant.

沒錢的時候,在馬路上騎自行車;
有錢的時候,在客廳裡騎自行車。

When without money, ride bicycle;
When have money, ride exercise machine.


沒錢的時候
,想結婚;
有錢的時候
,想離婚。
When without money, wish to get married;
When have money, wish to get divorced.


沒錢的時候
,老婆兼秘書;
有錢的時候
,秘書兼老婆。
When without money, wife becomes secretary;
When have money, secretary becomes wife
.

沒錢的時候
,假裝有錢;
有錢的時候
,假裝沒錢。
When without money, act like rich man;
When with money, act like poor man.


啊,都不講實話:
Man, O Man, never tells the truth:


說股票是毒品,都在玩;
說金錢是罪惡,都在撈;

Says share market is bad but keeps speculating;
Says money is evil but keeps accumulating
.

說美女是禍水,都想要;
說高處不勝寒,都在爬;

Says women are trouble-makers but keeps desiring them;
Says high positions are lonely but keeps wanting them.


說煙酒傷身體,就不戒;
說天堂最美好,都不去
!!!
Says smoking & drinking is bad but keeps partying;
Says heaven is good but refused to go.


鄉下早晨雞叫人,
城裡晚上人叫雞;

In the rural area, chicken calls man awake;
In the cities, man calls for chickens.


舊社會戲子賣藝不賣身,
新社會演員賣身不賣藝。

In the past, famous actresses will not sell their bodies;
Now, actresses will sell their bodies to become famous


人生是什麼
?
What is life about?


1
歲時出場亮相
At one, YOU are the top priority


10
歲時功課至上
At ten, academic excellence is the top priority


20
歲時春心盪漾
At twenty, getting dates is the top priority


30
歲時職場對抗
At thirty, a good career is top priority


40
歲時身材發胖
At forty, keeping your body in shape is top priority


50
歲時打打麻將
At fifty, beating others at mahjong is top priority


60
歲時老當益壯
At sixty, keeping IT up is top priority

70
常常 健忘
At seventy, remembering something is top priority


80
歲時搖搖晃晃
At eighty, moving around is top priority


90
歲時迷失方向
At ninety, knowing directions is top priority


100
歲時掛在牆上
At 100, having your portrait on the wall is top priority!


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