NKLpunya: April 2023

26 April 2023

Manchester United beat Brighton & Hove Albion 7-6 in penalty shootout after an extra time goaless draw in the 2nd semi-final match at Wembley Stadium, London. They will play Manchester City in the final on 3rd June 2023. It will be the first Manchester derby in the history of the FA Cup final. For Manchester United the final is their second for this season after they have won the Caraboa Cup last February. Surely they are aiming for cup double. They lost the Europa League quarter-final 0-3 (3-5 aggregate) to Sevilla last week and ended their dream of a historic cup treble.

Watch the full penalty shootout at the following link.

https://youtu.be/xZk8Y_Cv9BY

21 April 2023

MU willing to see 18 senior players leave !

Manchester United are prepared to move on as many as EIGHTEEN senior players this summer.

The Daily Mail says United manager Erik ten Hag has seen enough and ready to oversee a massive overhaul before next season.

Offers will be considered for Harry Maguire, Victor Lindelof, Scott McTominay, Fred, Donny van de Beek, Anthony Martial and Aaron wan-Bissaka. Jadon Sancho is another who could be on the move.

David de Gea could leave as a free agent, as could Phil Jones and Axel Tuanzebe.

Brandon Williams and Anthony Elanga can also go, while loanees Eric Bailly (Marseille), Dean Henderson (Nottingham Forest) and Alex Telles (Sevilla) will be allowed to leave.

Loan duo Wout Weghorst (Burnley) and Marcelo Sabitzer (Bayern Munich) may both be sent back to their parent clubs at season's end.

P/S : The following players too should be sold out though they seem to be indespensiable; Rashford, Fernandez, Elanga, Shaw, Dallot and of course Greenwood.

18 April 2023

COCKY ARSENAL ARE SLIPPING AWAY !

The cocky Arsenal are letting their title dream slip away.

On the early Saturday 15 April 2023 game, they were leading 2-0 against West Ham United. Looking at the spirit they played which let them to lead 2 - 0 at the very early period of the game many would had thought they gonna to win the match easily. But they were pegged back for a 2-2 draw, despite having a penalty that could have made the score 3-1.

It was exactly the same situation when they played Liverpool the previous week. They have lost four precious points in the table and have let Manchester City to race back for the championship.

Meanwhile Manchester United have chopped up 2 wins, 2-0 against Nottinham Forest on Sunday 16 April 2023 and 2-0 against Everton the previous week to climb back to third place after Newcastle surprising losing 3-0 to West Ham United. Seems the highest MU can end up in the league is third place even if they win the remaining eight matches. Or the most the runner up if either Arsenal or Manchester City unimaginaly slip up in the remaining games.

17 April 2023

THIEVES IN OUR BUS

1. An employee received his salary and a crowded bus back to his home and there was a thief in the bus, so the thief stole the employee's money from his pocket without the employee realising it.

2. After the employee had reached his destination and the bus driver asked for the fare, only then the employee came to realuse there was nothing in his pocket, his face blushed and his tongue became heavy, so the disappointed driver said mockingly: "Shame on you, you consider yourself a respected person with the position you have in your job but you cannot afford transpirt fare or try to get a free ride!"

3. The thief who saw the drama pretended pitifully said to the mocking driver: "Hello bro., the man's fare is on me !"

4. The thief offered to help the employee, his victim, not out of pity for the poor naive man but to buy from other passengers their trust and confidence and to use some of the stolen money to earn himself a respect and heroism from his victim and the rest of the passengers in the bus.

5. The poor employee felt very much relieved, smiled and said to the thief: "May God bless you and multiply your likes, sir. You are a very good man who care very much for people in trouble !

6. Later many of the passengers in the bus praised the thief, praised his kindness, shaked his hand and also prayed for his good health and long live and that God should increase his likes and wealth.

7. Since then, the number of thieves has increased, and they are ever receiving our thanks and appreciation and hope for more help from them.

8. We are still in the bus where there are more thieves in it and actively robbing us, knowing or unknowingly and we are stupidly or behave like slave thanking them for their fake kindness.

9. This is the metaphor of the state of *Bolehland* 🇲🇾

10. Knowing the stupidity and naivety of the people, mitivation to become a thief in our bus is ever increasing all the time because we continue praising, idiolising and praying for them just for the returning small change from the loot they have stolen from us.

11. When will you realising your stupidity, naivety and ignorance and stop supporting, idiolising and praying for the thieves in our bus, perhaps mainly the majority of the thieves are of same kind?

12. By then don't simply blame others who are working very hard to put the bus to run, that rob your money and wealth and accused them never come to help you !