FROG FESTIVAL MONTH BACK AGAIN ?

by Anonymous

Ok guys, leave engineering aside and have a lesson in biology.  Today's lesson is on frogs. Some restaurants do prepare special dishes  out of them. Then there are the poisonous ones. Today we concentrate on the poisonous ones as filmmaker, Sir David Attenborough is very interested in them for his next movie. 

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Sir David Attenborough will be coming to Malaysia to shoot for the BBC Natural Science Programme.

The focus is on the most versatile amphibian in the world.  However a few new species have been discovered:-

1) *Anura Salientia Kitingan*

This one can jump over and over, and its skin is very thick and extremely toxic. Found  mainly in  North Borneo.  There are plenty of sub-species of Kitingan in Sabah: subspecies kitingan aman, kitingan ronnieloh, and are from the same kampong.   Only a subspecies as they don’t have any positively differentiated skills except frogging a leg up. 

2) *Anura Salientia Madey*

This frog can change colour in seconds, can live very long and is extremely thick-skinned.  There is a mild toxic smell continuously released, BUT  and more dangerously, it also secretes a fake aroma that attracts its victims.  When one is near to this frog, there is no escape.  It jumps and create temporary shelter and then returns and returns.  Victims are paralysed by this BULL frog fake stories.

David Attenborough wants to find out why these toxic frogs survive in modern Malaysia.

3) *Anura Salientia Semburit*:

This younger species does hop and jump for food and relief.  It's also know as a greedy frog.  Interestingly it is not limited by smelly skin, but apparently it is bisexual too.  Apparently this frog cannot survive long and has an affinity of jumping into a boiling hot spring.

4) *Anura Salientia Moodin*: 

This frog is very strong.  It's immune to disease, pain, humiliation, but  famously the frog can leap backward, also known as backdoor champion.  It's also know as the stupid and ugly species BUT have tonnes of patience -  can wait years before making a move to jump.  However, once it jumps, it cannot stop, and everywhere it jumps turn to a hotspot.

Sir David will have to summarise that in Malaysia, it's a land of frogs and there are too many of them and culling them might be recommended.  

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