We Are All Malaysian

Oh My God, is this the purpose of Your creation of us in various races, kinds and tribes

but end up fighting and killing each other in the name of glorifying You...!

Karpal The Great

Many, friends and foes have said many good things about you,

but to sum up all, just one phrase to indicate who you were;

Karpal the Great

Semua Yang Saya Buat Salah, Semua Yang Awak Buat Betul

Saya jumpa rakyat, awak cakap saya langgar peraturan

Awak jumpa rakyat, tak pulak awak cakap awak langgar peraturan

Saya tak buat benda-benda keji, awak tuduh bertalu-lalu cakap saya lakukan benda-benda itu

Awak terbukti melakukan benda-benda keji, tak pulak saya tuduh awak macam itu 

Saya pakai jersi Selangor, awak cakap saya bukan orang Selangor, tak layak pakai

Awak pakai jersi Manchester United, tak pulak awak cakap awak bukan orang Manchester 

Bila Manchester United kalah awak cakap saya yang menyebabkan kalah
Manchester menang tak pulak awak cakap saya yang menyebabkannya menang

Orang saya letak jawatan, awak cakap saya membazir wang rakyat

Orang awak letak jawatan, tak pulak awak cakap membazir wang rakyat

Apa semua yang  awak buat dan tak mencapai matlamat, awak tuduh saya jadi punca masalah

Apa semua yang saya buat dan mencapai matlamat, awak cakap itu hasil usaha awal awak

Saya satukan semua rakyat, awak cakap saya yang porak perandakan rakyat

Awak porak perandakan rakyat, awak tuduh saya pulak yang porak perandakan rakyat

Takpela, rakyat ada mata dan hati nurani yang bersih untuk melihat dan merasa

Yang benar tetap benar, yang batil tetap batil

Tapi saya berjuang tetap berjuang

Richard Clayderman - A White Shade of Pale

In Memory of Mr. Ng Kok Ching

8th ANNIVERSARY

06-02-2014

Mr. Ng Kok Ching

(30 July 1953 - 06 February 2006)

It has been eight long years you left us so suddenly on the auspicious night of the 9th. day of  Chinese New Year. It was really hurting to part in such a way. Though physically you are beyond our reach, we fill you are always with us. Memories of you and the spirit you gave to the family that let us to look at you as a towering and significance personality in the family and which keeps communicating with us, thus be remembered and occupied a place in our hearts. Pray your soul is resting in peace and be blessed by Almighty.

Suara Hati Cikgu

Dulu Ceritanya

Dulu,
mak ayah hormat cikgu
serah anak dengan suci kalbu
pada guru diletak harapan padu
ajarkan anak tulis baca jadi manusia berilmu

Dulu,
anak-anak sanjung cikgu
dari jauh dah tersipu malu
menyisih bila lihat kelibat guru
bila berselisih mohon tumpang lalu.

Dulu
ibu bapa sangat membantu
bila suka sekolah berduyung menyerbu
meriah acara ringan beban guru
sama-sama pasti anak maju.

Dulu
cikgu kerja boleh kata separuh hari
kini dari pagi sampai dinihari
semua sistem guna ICT
maklumat nak ada di hujung jari.

Dulu
cikgu dibekalkan rotan
anak-anak gerun nak melawan
kini usahkan rotan
jeling pun jadi kesalahan.

Dulu
cikgu ramai yang garang
pastikan murid jadi orang
kini semuanya hanya dikenang
salah cakap boleh diserang.

Dulu situasi memihak cikgu
kini banyak hal disalahkan guru
murid tak datang salah cikgu
murid meragam berpunca guru
itulah hakikat yang menyembilu.

Duhai sahabatku
bertabahlah hadapi semua itu
perbanyakkan doa pada Yang Satu
mudahan dipermudah menyampai ilmu
jagailah nama keramat CIKGU.

CNM, 17/1/14, Bdr Hilir.

Ceritanya...

Semalam,
Ada mak bapak yg datang meradang,
Menghentak meja,bersuara lantang,
Meluah rasa menjeling pandang,
Kecik hati tak diundang,
Marah benar bila dibuang,
Mcm amuk pemain bola dibuang padang..

Ceritanya..
Semalam,
Maruah cikgu diejek ejek,
Dikata xlayak jadi pendidik,
Ijazah yg ada sekadar dikelek,
Masa mengajar dipendek pendek,
Pengalaman yg ada disukat cetek..
Telinga cikgu mendengar jelek..

Ceritanya,
Hari ini,
Ada murid yg datang lewat,
Sedangkan rumah duduknya dekat,
Cikgu pun tnya kenapa liat,
Hari hari lmbat, ke mana solat?
Muka murid tersenyum kelat,
Otak murid berfikir ligat,
Nak gentar apa,cikgu xblh nk sebat,
Paling tak tulis nama dlm buku lewat..

Ceritanya,
Hari ini,
Ada cikgu mengajar di depan kelas,
Ada murid di belakang bersembang bebas,
Ada kerja utk 1 kelas,
Tapi yang siap xsmpai sebelas,
Marah cikgu berbekas bekas,
Niat di hati mengajar ikhlas,
Yg rajin tiga belas,
Yg lain malas!

Ceritanya,
Nati,
Tatkala result  keluar,
1 sekolah bdebar-debar,
Mak bapak xsabar-sabar,
Mesti result anak aku bikin gempar...
Silap silap masuk surat khabar..

Ceritanya,
Bila result mula diumumkan,
Anak dapat cukup cukup makan,
Anak nangis mintak ehsan,
Bukan apa takut balik dirotan,
Anak dipujuk,cikgu disalahkan,
Konon cikgu xberkelayakan,
Ilmu yg ada xckup padan..
Mak bapak melepas baran,
Anak aku bukan sebarangan,
Lahir dari keturunan tuan-tuan,
Patut dapt keputusan no one..

Ceritanya..
Hari ini,
Hati cikgu mendidih-didih,
Mak bapak xtau berterima kasih,
Hati cikgu mana xsedih,
Tp cikgu hatinya jernih,
Marah pergi sejuk diraih,
Biar mak bapak makinya berbuih,
Nawaitu cikgu bersifat bersih..
Luhur hatinya tetap ditagih,
Hari ini,aku berterima kasih..
Pada guru yg berperit jerih,
Yg xpernah letih,
Bukan wang ringgit yang cikgu ketagih,
Cukupla skadar terima kasih..

Spinach Delights - A Six Stars Menu

In response to PM's announcement of the 
price reduction in spinach (kangkong), a Malaysian's 
tasty and popular vegetable, Malaysians can now affordable 
to order Spinach Delights or Kangkong Delights, 

a sixth stars menu that once only affordable and ordered by 

dignitaries of high status from any local six stars hotel.
Even that, please don't take too much, 
afraid one will turned into like Popeye.

HAPPY EATING

Morons are Parts of Universe

Then Morons are also parts of elements that build up materials,

thus parts of nations in the universe. No wonder some ridiculous 

statements and decisions came out from Morons who rule the nations

On And On

Fast Way to Heaven...?

“These are the people who think 

the fastest way to heaven 

is to oppress other people. 

Lovely!” 

                                                                          Marina Mahathir

Who R Leading Us?

Were we being led 
by people who were 
ignorant, 
unschooled 
and 
yet proud to be so?

                                                                                            Marina Mahathir

Some Interesting Quotes From Marina

1. .... the country’s leadership may preach about unity, but remained silent over sensitive statements made by certain parties.

2. .... “What sort of leadership do we have which only mouths platitudes about moderation and unity, yet has absolutely nothing to say about the type of extreme pronouncements made 

3. .... the country’s leaders would rather spend time defending family foibles than speak up for the most vulnerable and defenceless in society. “How embarrassing is that?”

4. .... Malaysians were being led by people who were ignorant, unschooled and yet proud to be so.

5. .... “We have wished our fellow Malaysians the best during all our festivities. So how did it suddenly become a threat to our faith? Or is our faith so fragile that it can hardly withstand anything?”

6. .... there are more and more things Malaysians are told they cannot touch on, so much so that the country’s slogan of “Malaysia Boleh” might as well be turned to “Malaysia Tak Boleh”.

7. .... “We are told we cannot be nice to each other because it might endanger the faith of some of us.

8. .... “We cannot do anything without treading on eggshells because some people have paper-thin skins.

9. .... “we are supposed to be proud of are those with weak faith, who need constant government help and have such inferiority complexes, that anything and everything that anyone else does better is offensive to them.

10. .... “These are the people who think the fastest way to heaven is to oppress other people. Lovely!” 

11. .... “It’s astounding that simple logic doesn’t apply to the way politicians think.”

12. ....  to survive in the world today is by being strong. And strength comes from being educated and in tune with the realities of the world, not living in some fantasyland filled with bigots.”

Read more here.

Ikan Naik Ke Darat... Nape?

Tak Paham Takpe...!

Suruh Rakyat Bersyukur atau Sampai Rakyat Dah Tak Nak Bercakap...?

Suruh Rakyat Bersyukur Tetapi Pemimpin?

"...tokoh-tokoh yang hanya berani menyuruh rakyat bawahan bersabar, bersyukur dan berjimat semasa keadaan kehidupan rakyat mendesak tapi tiada keberanian mengkritik pembaziran, salah urus, tidak menepati janji yang berlaku di pihak berkuasa tidak layak untuk diangkat sebagai tokoh yang dihormati rakyat. ...kerana mereka berjuang untuk kepentingan dan kesenangan sendiri bukan untuk kepentingan awam,"

Prof Madya Datuk Dr Mohd Asri Zainal Abidin

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Saya Bimbang Rakyat Dah TAK NAK Bercakap

"Saya bimbang kalau rakyat sudah tak mahu bercakap. Saya berharap rakan-rakan, tuan-tuan menteri yang bijak pandai ini, jangan melompat, melenting kalau rakyat bercakap.

"Menteri-menteri yang terlibat sepatutnya tidak melenting apabila rakyat menyuarakan kesusahan mereka.

 Mohamed Maliki Mohamed Rapiee, Presiden Majlis Belia Malaysia

Baca lagi di sini.

PM - MCA Perlu Viagra Untuk Tegangkan Semula Batang Semangat Yang Dah Lembik

Perdana Menteri Datuk Seri Najib Razak hari ini mengesyorkan dos 'viagra politik' bagi 'menegangkan' kembali semangat parti itu yang kini 'lembik'.

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Tetapi Timbalan Presiden MCA yang baru dipilih Dr. Wee Ka Siong berkata, MCA tidak perlukan viagra, tetapi perlu minum 100 Plus untuk menambahkan tenaga bagi meningkat semangat.

Pemerhati-pemerhati politik pula memberi komen, Viagra atau 100 Plus, batang MCA yang sudah lembik itu tidak boleh lagi ditegangkan semula.

?????  Apa menda ni....!

'A' Meningkatkan, PISA / TIMSS Merosot .... !

Seorang Ahli Parlimen mempersoalkan kenapa terdapat perbezaan persepsi dalam sistem pendidikan Malaysia dalam pengamatan kerajaan dan badan antarabangsa, seperti PISA dan TIMSS.

Baca lagi di sini.

Apa menda ni...?

Bagi ramai kaum guru, perkara camni sememang memanaskan dan memerahkan telinga,

Apa lagi dia orang mau?
Cetakan Biru pun dah dibuat,
bermacam-macam strategik telah dimuatkan...,
dan
disusun dan dibind dengan sungguh cantik....!

Sekarang Ramai Boleh Cakap Cam Tok Nujum...!

Kan Saya Dah Kata.....

Padan muka, tak mau dengar....

Makanlah janji-janji manis yang dah jadi capati....

Didn't I say so...?

Hidup rakyat...!

Rakyat Diutamakan...!

Tui...!

Tak caya..? 

Baca dalam media cyber...!
Jangan harap jumpa dalam surat khabar yang mereka kata boleh dijadikan kertas cebok..!

Dapat Puisi Mendayu Ni Dari Rakan Setugas - Terkilan & Kasihan Tapi Padan Muka

Umpama timun hendaknya
Melanggar kami terluka
Dilanggar kami cedera
Tapi itulah nasib kami yang hina

Tanpa elaun seperti menteri
Makan bayar sendiri
Kereta pandu sendiri
Minyak isi sendiri
Jalan sesak kami hadap setiap hari

Mudah pula tuan berkata
Jangan makan bila ayam naik harga
Jangan minum manis bila naik harga gula
Jangan guna jalan jika tol naik berganda
Pindah ke negara lain jika tak suka Malaysia 

Kami umpama kain basahan
Tuan perah habis habisan
Akhirnya kami kekeringan
Merana kami tuan kesenangan

Duit sejemput kami diperas hingga rabak
Gaji tuan sedikit pun tak boleh ditolak
Diusul kami tuan amuk sampai koyak
Kami senyum lihat tuan makin menggalak

Tak mengapalah tuan
Kami terima segala ketentuan
Cuma ingat pesan Tuhan
Setiap perkara ada balasan
Nasib tuan belum ketahuan

Tuan jangan lupa
Kami manusia biasa
Sabar kami ada tahapnya
Luka kecil boleh menjadi nanah juga
Jangan sampai menjadi barah pula
Cukuplah tuan menyeksa
Cukuplah tuan buat kami merana

Kuasa tuan dari kami
Naiknya tuan dari kami
Jatuhnya tuan juga dari kami

c.c: Menteri-menteri Negeri Pasir Berdengung

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Padan Muka..!

Harga petrol naik,

Harga barang naik,

Cukai pintu naik,
Bas sekolah naik,

Tarif elektrik naik,

Tol naik,

naik,

naik,

naik,

Padan muka pada mereka yang tak lakukan, 

dy/dx 

aritu....!

tosah komplen, 
tosah bising-bising, 
tosah tunjuk perasaan,
lebih baik senyap aje
sebab memang padan muka,

tak paham takpe....

Making Kaya .... Bukan Makin Kaya...!

Ditengah-tengah kehangatan mengenai kenaikan gaji ADUN Selangor yang berlipat ganda yang mana banyak pihak yang kurang bersetuju dengan perkara tersebut... Ramai melihat rata-rata rakyat biasa masih miskin tetapi ADUN-ADUN kita itu MAKIN KAYA ......

Jadi, daripada bertekak tang dia orang jadi kaya lebih baik belajar buat kaya - MAKING KAYA kata orang putih ... boleh jadi kaya juga kalau ianya sedap dan mendapat sambutan pasaran ... macam juga seorang ADUN mendapat sambutan bila hadir dalam sesuatu majlis keramaian....

Dipetik dan baca dari sini.

It’s really hard to wait for this kaya to get done because it smells so delicious when it’s cooking.

Creamy, sweet, spread on hot toast, this will be a mainstay in your fridge! This recipe makes quite a lot, it fills about 10 small yogurt tubs so halve the ingredients if you don’t want to make too much

Ingredients:

2 liters coconut milk
1.5kg gula Melaka (about 7-8 blocks)
2 cups water
20 egg yolks
8 Tbs corn flour
1 Tbs sugar
Method:

1. Melt the gula melaka with sugar and cook until it turns into a thick syrup.
2. Pour in coconut milk, stir well and bring to boil.
3. Switch off the flame and let it cool for 30 minutes.
4. Once cooled, add yolk a little at a time, whisking gently while you’re doing this to avoid scrambling the eggs.
5. Mix corn flour with water and add it to the egg mixture.
6. Once you’ve combined all the ingredients together, switch the flame on again and bring it to boil once more. When it starts to boil, lower the heat and cook until it thickens. This will usually take a couple of hours.
Prep time: 10 mins
Cooking time: 2 hours
Makes: 10 small jars of kaya

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Matematik Tambahan Bocor?

Kertas soalan Matematik, Matematik Tambahan SPM 2013 didakwa bocor.....!

Baca seterusnya di sini.

Gara-gara dari;

1.  budaya nak cemerlang, ganjaran dan sanjungan hanya kepada yang cemerlang .... maka matlamat akhir menghalalkan sebarang cara atau tindakan.

2.  pusat tusyen atau guru-guru tusyen yang tidak puas nak kaut keuntungan yang melimpah-limpah dengan mengadakan seminar-seminar atau bengkel-bengkel menjawab soalan peperiksaan pada saat-saat akhir kononnya untuk membantu calon-calon melakukan pecutan, lompatan, macam-macam lagi saujana impian....!!! Pusat-pusat tusyen atau guru-guru tusyen bersaorangan yang boleh memberikan kelebihan ini akan menjadi popular dan menjadi tumpuan kepada bakal calon-calon masa akan datang... maka keuntungan dari yuran tusyen akan melimpah-limpah datang.... malah boleh menaikkan yuran tanpa banyak bantahan dari calon-calon dan ibubapa.

3. sikap calon-calon (termasuk juga sebahagian ibubapa) yang kiasu yang tidak yakin dengan kebolehan sendiri (anak mereka) dan yang suka buat 'short-cut' menjelang peperiksaan. Dari pemerhatian, sebahagian besar calon-calon yang suka buat 'short-cut' ini adalah terdiri daripada mereka yang tidak memberi tumpuan semasa pengajaran dan pembelajaran (PdP) di dalam bilik darjah di sekolah, tidak membuat latihan, tidur dalam kelas dan angkuh dengan tusyen yang mereka hadiri seolah-olah pusat tusyen atau guru tusyen mereka ada 'magic' yang boleh memberi jaminan bahawa mereka pasti akan lulus dengan cemerlang kerana mereka telah membayar yuran untuk tusyen. Tetapi di sekolah tiada bayaran dikenakan maka tiada 'magic' jaminan untuk lulus, maka boleh  membuat 'kacau' atau 'engkar perintah' semasa PdP di dalam bilik darjah.

Di sekolah, setiap tahun guru-guru menghadapi masalah dari calon-calon seperti ini, langsung menjatuhkan semangat dan keghairahan untuk mengajar. Bukan itu sahaja, guru-guru di sekolah berhempas pulas memikirkan dan 'dikejar' untuk menyediakan dan melaksanakan pelbagai program peningkatan prestasi bagi membantu calon-calon menghadapi peperiksaan dan juga supaya sekolah tidak terjerumus dan dicop sebagai sekolah berprestasi rendah (SPR). Dokumen-dokumen yang tebal-tebal yang mengandungi rahsia atau jamu strategik untuk peningkatan prestasi dijilid dengan cantik seolah-olah dengan demikian rahsia atau jamu itu akan mengena dan berkesan untuk meningkatkan prestasi.

Walaupun demikian respon dari calon-calon yang akan menduduki peperiksaan terhadap pelaksanaan program-program peningkatan prestasi yang telah dirancang amatlah menyedihkan. Dokumen yang cantik atau apa-apa bentuk persembahan dokumen yang baru pun tidak dapat mengubah calon-calon sedemikian. Apabila keputuan peperiksaan diumumkan, pihak berkuasa di atas sana akan menggunakan keputusan peperiksaan tersebut untuk mencari dan men'cop' SPR, seolah-seolah guru-guru di SPR ini tidak mengajar atau tidak tahu mengajar .....!

Matlamat menghalalkan cara.... maka cara penipuan adalah 'short cut' terbaik... maka meniru dan mem'bocor'kan soalan adalah caranya.... Bukan setakat peperiksaan awam kebangsaan sahaja, peperiksaan peringkat sekolah, daerah atau negeri suatu yang lumrah. Pengurusan sekolah dan pihak berkuasa pendidikan yang lain pening kepala tetapi pihak di luar sana seperti pusat-pusat tusyen dan pemberi-pemberi tusyen persaorangan yang telah 'mencuri' tugas-tugas profesional guru, berketawa besar sambil mengendong karung berisi wang masuk ke dalam bank....

Insecurities a.k.a Kiasu Became a Way of Thinking That ...

Taken from:  http://malaysiafinance.blogspot.com/2013/11/hear-hear.html

One Law For Everyone No Matter Who You Are

Chinese Olympic champion’s ban extended

Obviously a very good example to show that there is only one law for everyone no matter who you are...

Somehow, somewhere there was a place where there were two sets of law applied to its people - one, the good one only applied to you who are a somebody ... and the other one, the bad one applied to me who are a nobody...

BEIJING: China’s sports authorities have suspended double Olympic swimming champion Sun Yang from competition, national team training and commercial activities, reports said today, after he was given seven days’ detention for driving without a licence.

The move by the General Administration of Sport’s swimming agency broadens an indefinite competition suspension by Sun’s sports college.

Sun became a huge star in China after winning the 400m and 1500m freestyle golds at London 2012, and took three titles at the world championships earlier this year.

But he was found not to have a licence after a white Porsche Cayenne he was driving was rear-ended by a bus in the eastern city of Hangzhou on Sunday.

National sports authorities announced they had suspended Sun indefinitely from domestic and international competition, training with the national team, and any team social or commercial activities, the People’s Daily Online reported.

“Sun Yang ignored laws of the country and recently seriously violated the rules of his team several times,” it quoted a statement by the swimming agency as saying.

“He violated the basic principles of morality and went against the spirit of sport, seriously damaging the image of the national swimming team and Chinese athletes.”

Read more here.

Salam Maal Hijrah 1435H

1 Muharram 1435 / 5 November 2013

Sincerely and Best Wishes

from

NKLpunya

1Malaysia - Walk The Talk Not Double Talk

                                                                   

   

  Walk the talk 

  not double talk

  if not 

  better don't talk 

  rather than 

  the "hypotalk"

Happy Deepavali 2013

Sincerely and Best Wishes

from

NKLpunya

The 70's Nolstagia - Morning Side of the Mountain

Selamat Hari Raya Haji 1434H / 2013M

To All Visitors To This Blog

10 Zulhijjah 1434 / 15 October 2013

Sincerely from:

NKLpunya

The Endless Possibilities.....!!!???

Three contractors A, B and C are bidding to fix a broken fence at the VVVIP's residence. 

All three go with a VVVIP's House-official to examine the fence. 

The A contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me. 

The B contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me. 

The C contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the House-official and whispers, "$2,700. "The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure? 

The C contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from B to fix the fence." 

"Done!" replies the official. !!!!!.....?????

A Dog Was Awarded Masters Degree...!

 

What is your highest qualification? A degree, diploma? Well, perhaps this story will motivate you to further your education. A dog was awarded an honorary masters degree by the John Hopkins University School of Education, reported the Huffington Post.  

The service dog, Kirsch, was awarded the degree after having attended all of its master's classes. The owner, Carlos Mora, received his Master of Science in Counselling, and his dog was awarded the honorary degree for having attended all the classes as well.

Read more here:

P/S: Very sure the dog must possess qualities that prompted the university's authority to award the degree, though an honorary degree. I could imaging Kirsch has been attentive throughout the classes without disturbing anyone, especially during the process of learning and teaching.

How about our kids over here..? School teachers know best!